Bonzi Buddy

He talks. He emails. He browses. He searches. He sings. He laughs. He downloads. He tells facts. He schedules.

Bonzi Buddy, or as he is better known, "Jesus Christ", is an all-seeing, all-knowing entity. When he is requested by humans, he manifests in the form of a virtual gorilla, for if any human was to see is true form, they would be instantly vaporized. This majestic creature was made popular by Joel in his "Windows XP Destruction" stream. Bonzi Buddy is a fantastic dong-expander. He is known as the dong-expansion master. It is said that he was able to expand 420 dongs in 1 millisecond. Contrary to popular belief, he is not a "monkey fuck".