Jesus Christ

Jesus Christ was a Christian that lived from approximately 0 BC to 0 AD. Contrary to popular belief, he was actually a gangster. He grew trillions of varieties of kush, and he basically went around shooting everyone. It is said that he made a bunch of people find fish, but it turns out the fish were there the whole time, they just mistook Mr. Christ and the fishermen to be Led Zeppelin, and the fish were highly disappointed, and just decided it would be better to just offer their lives to the fishermen than to go back home without hearing Led Zeppelin.

Jesus actually has a tumblr, which you can find at www.brokennosentoes.tumblr.com